








I Saw the Monolith! Tee
This premium fitted short sleeve crew from Next Level Apparel is crafted from 100% ring-spun combed cotton, weighing 4.3oz. Its exceptionally soft feel makes it one of the most sought-after shirts in the park — and the perfect way to prove you survived a close encounter with the monolith (or at least got close enough to run away screaming).
Every Mt. Mystic product is sustainably built to last and thoughtfully crafted with the planet in mind — because weird is good, waste is not.
We donate 5% of all sales to the National Park Foundation, helping preserve and protect America’s public lands and metaphysical spaces for future generations.
***NOTE***
This shirt runs small, so we recommend sizing up — unless you’re actively encouraging compliments on your biceps.
FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $75
RETURN POLICY
At this time, we do not accept returns. However, if there’s an issue with your order, please reach out — we’re happy to help make it right.
This premium fitted short sleeve crew from Next Level Apparel is crafted from 100% ring-spun combed cotton, weighing 4.3oz. Its exceptionally soft feel makes it one of the most sought-after shirts in the park — and the perfect way to prove you survived a close encounter with the monolith (or at least got close enough to run away screaming).
Every Mt. Mystic product is sustainably built to last and thoughtfully crafted with the planet in mind — because weird is good, waste is not.
We donate 5% of all sales to the National Park Foundation, helping preserve and protect America’s public lands and metaphysical spaces for future generations.
***NOTE***
This shirt runs small, so we recommend sizing up — unless you’re actively encouraging compliments on your biceps.
FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $75
RETURN POLICY
At this time, we do not accept returns. However, if there’s an issue with your order, please reach out — we’re happy to help make it right.
This premium fitted short sleeve crew from Next Level Apparel is crafted from 100% ring-spun combed cotton, weighing 4.3oz. Its exceptionally soft feel makes it one of the most sought-after shirts in the park — and the perfect way to prove you survived a close encounter with the monolith (or at least got close enough to run away screaming).
Every Mt. Mystic product is sustainably built to last and thoughtfully crafted with the planet in mind — because weird is good, waste is not.
We donate 5% of all sales to the National Park Foundation, helping preserve and protect America’s public lands and metaphysical spaces for future generations.
***NOTE***
This shirt runs small, so we recommend sizing up — unless you’re actively encouraging compliments on your biceps.
FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $75
RETURN POLICY
At this time, we do not accept returns. However, if there’s an issue with your order, please reach out — we’re happy to help make it right.